Post by Quinn on Aug 21, 2012 17:02:12 GMT -5
Hello, I’m Laurel Lane with Gotham news. We have terrible news tonight. There was a bloody all-out brawl at Arkham Asylum this past weekend in the Mansion located within the Asylum between Killer Croc and The Scarecrow. I am sorry to say that night we lost six beloved doctors that day:
It was Samuel Yerdley’s last day on the job, the day his life was taken from him.
Ajit Davari is a proud graduate of Christian BM. Bale as the top medical student in his class. Unfortunately he was under the belief that he was the single best doctor at Asylum and it has come to our attention that he was incredibly wrong. It was discovered during his psychological autopsy that he was a pathological liar and also not really Middle Eastern at all.
Darrel Newgate worked at AA for many years, as was the tradition with the men in his family. He was an extremely stubborn man, just like the man who eventually took his life. He is survived by his father Newman and his grandfather Oldman. The funeral will take place Thursday night at the Watergate hotel and resort.
Neil Thompson had worked at the Asylum for nearly twenty years. He is survived by his son-in-law Andrew L’Idiot. There will be a dinner in his honor hosted by the Stanley Yelnats estate next Tuesday. Black tie dress is required.
Hanha Bell-Lector, is survived by his wife and two children, who have asked not to be named. Per Hanha-Bell’s request a service will be held privately.
David Andrews was also killed that night. It was rumored that his ego became so huge that the bomb that was strapped to him exploded unexpectedly, despite the fact that it had not been turned on. He asked that his brain be donated to science so that others could “learn to be awesome like [him]” but it was rejected. His service will be held on Wednesday.
The famous Doc Fogey has also passed away due to a ruckus that took place in a new prisoner, Jackie Estacado’s cell. He has been asked to not have a service, but was buried with his favorite pair of leggings, jeggings and a wallet that made it look like he gave up.
Patient #9382HA1121252M928239R3N2YD8B4U44V7I5T55GCQ6OAX1792P89ZN9574A0L54EK2SB78J397DHW454G57F6V98431297H was also killed in the above mentioned incident. If anyone has information regarding this patient please mail us.
THIS JUST IN: CROC IS ALSO DEAD!!!!!!!!! In this bizarre one on one match between him and Scarecrow.
This has been the Weekly Update, I’m Laurel Lane, hide your kids, hide your wife and prepare for an all out attack if the prisoners break out of AA.
It was Samuel Yerdley’s last day on the job, the day his life was taken from him.
Ajit Davari is a proud graduate of Christian BM. Bale as the top medical student in his class. Unfortunately he was under the belief that he was the single best doctor at Asylum and it has come to our attention that he was incredibly wrong. It was discovered during his psychological autopsy that he was a pathological liar and also not really Middle Eastern at all.
Darrel Newgate worked at AA for many years, as was the tradition with the men in his family. He was an extremely stubborn man, just like the man who eventually took his life. He is survived by his father Newman and his grandfather Oldman. The funeral will take place Thursday night at the Watergate hotel and resort.
Neil Thompson had worked at the Asylum for nearly twenty years. He is survived by his son-in-law Andrew L’Idiot. There will be a dinner in his honor hosted by the Stanley Yelnats estate next Tuesday. Black tie dress is required.
Hanha Bell-Lector, is survived by his wife and two children, who have asked not to be named. Per Hanha-Bell’s request a service will be held privately.
David Andrews was also killed that night. It was rumored that his ego became so huge that the bomb that was strapped to him exploded unexpectedly, despite the fact that it had not been turned on. He asked that his brain be donated to science so that others could “learn to be awesome like [him]” but it was rejected. His service will be held on Wednesday.
The famous Doc Fogey has also passed away due to a ruckus that took place in a new prisoner, Jackie Estacado’s cell. He has been asked to not have a service, but was buried with his favorite pair of leggings, jeggings and a wallet that made it look like he gave up.
Patient #9382HA1121252M928239R3N2YD8B4U44V7I5T55GCQ6OAX1792P89ZN9574A0L54EK2SB78J397DHW454G57F6V98431297H was also killed in the above mentioned incident. If anyone has information regarding this patient please mail us.
THIS JUST IN: CROC IS ALSO DEAD!!!!!!!!! In this bizarre one on one match between him and Scarecrow.
This has been the Weekly Update, I’m Laurel Lane, hide your kids, hide your wife and prepare for an all out attack if the prisoners break out of AA.