Post by Quinn on Jul 30, 2012 11:04:24 GMT -5
This is Gotham news with an IMPORTANT UPDATE!
To all of you out there in the world, lock your doors, bar your windows, stock up on groceries and supplies or leave the city now. There has been a massive cell breakout at Arkham Asylum. An unidentified “Mr. Blank” has delivered this message:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, prisoners of Arkham Prison for the Mentally Rogue. This is Mr. Blank speaking. I have recently bought Arkham Asylum and Blackgate prison and combined them. This was for your benefit as well as mine. You see, there has been a plague on Gotham for far too long. This plague is not you, dear Arkhamites. The plague is the guards that take care of you. The plagues is the pety criminals held at Blackgate prison. The plague is one to which you, my dear friends, are the cure. And I intend to reward you for your service. For each Blackgate prisoner and guard you kill, you will receive “points.” You can use the points to buy back your weapons, your powers and your technology. You can also use these points to get your freedom. Get one million points and you will receive your freedom. This is not a joke. I am prepared to offer you this deal. Happy killings.”
Scarecrow, the dreaded fear monster has broken out and in his wake has already left a body, a nurse, Jackie Massreat. She is survived by her three children and her husband.
The thief Catwoman has also managed to escape, leaving behind her several unconscious bodies, none of whom are harmed too severely.
The Riddler has also escaped from his special cell for the mentally rogue and has killed a guard; Jason Bjorarek who is survived by his wife and two dogs.
Harley Quinn has also escaped her captivity, several bodies have been found by guards and suspect the previous Arkham employee. Joseph Tralgate is in intensive care from a head injury, and Billy Nomestaky passed away this morning from a severe jaw/nose injury which caused him to drown to death in his own blood.
The terrifying Croc has escaped as well, even with all of the extra security and drugs to keep him in order. He has destroyed an extremely expensive elevator, even with most of his strength suppressed and has drowned four guards. Walter Cribley, who is survived by his only son, Rigly Salte who is survived by his partner Pepper, Greg Spleech, who is survived by his wife and twin boys, and finally Viktor Staniolsky who, sadly was the last of his blood line but will be remembered in our hearts for his famous taco seasoning recipe.
The frozen man, Mr. Freeze has also escaped, killing Charles Worth the direct descendent of the world-renown famous couture dress creator. He is survived by his son, Charles Worth XIV.
Bane has escaped as well. Killing one guard, Cramer Frane who is survived by his mother, and injured another man known as “Zombie,” his real identity is to be determined, but it is suspected he aided in Bane’s breakout. Further news next week.
The deathly Poison Ivy is also escaped, leaving in her wake one of Arkham’s finest guards, Channing Tater who is survived by his modeling career, his wife and daughter and all of his adoring fans, also now past are Cory Treay, who is survived by his wife, Zain Baue, survived by his father and his two sons, and Xavier Tavier who is survived by his fourteen cats.
May God have mercy on us, Gotham, and let us pray that these inmates do not manage to escape the outer limits of Arkham.
We will have more information next week.
I’m Laurel Lanet with Gotham News.
To all of you out there in the world, lock your doors, bar your windows, stock up on groceries and supplies or leave the city now. There has been a massive cell breakout at Arkham Asylum. An unidentified “Mr. Blank” has delivered this message:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, prisoners of Arkham Prison for the Mentally Rogue. This is Mr. Blank speaking. I have recently bought Arkham Asylum and Blackgate prison and combined them. This was for your benefit as well as mine. You see, there has been a plague on Gotham for far too long. This plague is not you, dear Arkhamites. The plague is the guards that take care of you. The plagues is the pety criminals held at Blackgate prison. The plague is one to which you, my dear friends, are the cure. And I intend to reward you for your service. For each Blackgate prisoner and guard you kill, you will receive “points.” You can use the points to buy back your weapons, your powers and your technology. You can also use these points to get your freedom. Get one million points and you will receive your freedom. This is not a joke. I am prepared to offer you this deal. Happy killings.”
Scarecrow, the dreaded fear monster has broken out and in his wake has already left a body, a nurse, Jackie Massreat. She is survived by her three children and her husband.
The thief Catwoman has also managed to escape, leaving behind her several unconscious bodies, none of whom are harmed too severely.
The Riddler has also escaped from his special cell for the mentally rogue and has killed a guard; Jason Bjorarek who is survived by his wife and two dogs.
Harley Quinn has also escaped her captivity, several bodies have been found by guards and suspect the previous Arkham employee. Joseph Tralgate is in intensive care from a head injury, and Billy Nomestaky passed away this morning from a severe jaw/nose injury which caused him to drown to death in his own blood.
The terrifying Croc has escaped as well, even with all of the extra security and drugs to keep him in order. He has destroyed an extremely expensive elevator, even with most of his strength suppressed and has drowned four guards. Walter Cribley, who is survived by his only son, Rigly Salte who is survived by his partner Pepper, Greg Spleech, who is survived by his wife and twin boys, and finally Viktor Staniolsky who, sadly was the last of his blood line but will be remembered in our hearts for his famous taco seasoning recipe.
The frozen man, Mr. Freeze has also escaped, killing Charles Worth the direct descendent of the world-renown famous couture dress creator. He is survived by his son, Charles Worth XIV.
Bane has escaped as well. Killing one guard, Cramer Frane who is survived by his mother, and injured another man known as “Zombie,” his real identity is to be determined, but it is suspected he aided in Bane’s breakout. Further news next week.
The deathly Poison Ivy is also escaped, leaving in her wake one of Arkham’s finest guards, Channing Tater who is survived by his modeling career, his wife and daughter and all of his adoring fans, also now past are Cory Treay, who is survived by his wife, Zain Baue, survived by his father and his two sons, and Xavier Tavier who is survived by his fourteen cats.
May God have mercy on us, Gotham, and let us pray that these inmates do not manage to escape the outer limits of Arkham.
We will have more information next week.
I’m Laurel Lanet with Gotham News.